This is your thirty-fifth attempt to elicit an emotional response from me.

hearturs:

i want a boyfriend so i can take a picture of his hand on my thigh and upload it on tumblr

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

floozys:

literally in what fucking position are you to judge grown women for wearing a hijab when you’re calling twelve year olds sluts for showing their shoulders

broken-from-memories:

via TumbleBoard for iPhone and iPad

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

hot-topic-trash-baby:

I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me

moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

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ostolero:

kaijifan:

ostolero:

sleep tight…

why the hell are you putting your forks to bed

they’re tired

ostolero:

kaijifan:

ostolero:

sleep tight…

why the hell are you putting your forks to bed

they’re tired