rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

allaboardthepartyelk:

spookysassyrussian:

“What’s going on? I’m sensing something…” (x)

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IM BROKEN. IM DEAD.


THIS IS IT.. THIS IS THE REASON HE PULLED FACES… He was probably like “YOU’RE NOT GONNA GIVE ME LINES?? I DON’T NEED LINES TO BE THE MOST FABULOUS CHARACTER ANYWAY.”

goonsac:

[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday

ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

four years? I’ll do it in three.

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon inside a box. when you open it, they come out and hug you.

party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

daniellaaxox:

nowadays 16 & 17 years old couples be spending the night at each others houses

not sure how y’all parents are but mine don’t play that shit


"Off you go!" (at least that’s what I hear him saying there :))

"Off you go!" (at least that’s what I hear him saying there :))