agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:
his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

agentotter:

jacobtheloofah:

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

ofjimkirk:

 oh jesus god help me the sun is lighting up his face, he’s like an angel a life-ruining sex-on-a-stick angel, christopher pls i love you (via twofacedjanus)

raynrvzjr:

at least SOMEONE laughs at my jokes. it’s me. i laugh at my own jokes.

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deducingclotpoles:

thanks to bradley for giving me the perfect reaction gif for avoiding all my responsibilities

do schoolwork?

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noooooooooo

get up early?

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noooooooooo

be an overall responsible human being?

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noooooooooo

willietheplaidjacket:

willietheplaidjacket:

I have seen films and TV shows in which Martin is literally fucking someone, and yet one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen him do is when he seductively looks at those two girls in the back of the car in Micro Men.

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AAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

juliettebrioche:

when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated

alilshifty:

I need a part 2 to this

sixpenceee:

racingbarakarts:

racingbarakarts:

If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her

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im not kidding

reasons I need a dog